ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

A good friend will always stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde (via feellng)

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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