*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
woof woof wats for lunch lol
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
|—||Oscar Wilde (via feellng)|
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
how do i get abs without doing anything